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Unleash Chaos in the Ultimate Multiplayer Heist Experience

Welcome to Idiots Stealing Things, a high-stakes, competitive multiplayer heist game where snatching the loot is merely the beginning of your troubles. In this adrenaline-fueled tactical brawler, you and your rivals compete to plunder a sprawling, dynamic shopping mall. Whether you prefer stealthy maneuvers or explosive confrontations, remember one golden rule: if you haven't extracted yet, nothing you stole is truly yours.

Highly Customizable Heist Mayhem

While the game supports intense 4-player action by default, Idiots Stealing Things allows you to scale the chaos. Adjust your match settings to accommodate up to 12 players for maximum pandemonium. Tailor every session to your liking with deep customization options, including:

• Adjustable match timers and round counts.
• Configurable extractions and run modifiers.
• Scalable AI and security difficulty settings.
• Dynamic, evolving map layouts that keep every heist fresh.

Steal, Sabotage, and Secure the Bag

Success in this multiplayer heist simulator relies on your ability to outsmart both the environment and your opponents. Navigate through bustling stores filled with unpredictable crowds and security cameras to grab your haul. Choose between quick, small-item runs or risk everything by carrying massive, high-value prizes that mark you as a target for every other player in the mall. Because you must physically load items into an extraction van to secure your payout, the player who makes the final dash to the van claims the glory—and the cash.

Master Tactical Combat and Sabotage

Why do the heavy lifting when you can let your rivals do it for you? Use an arsenal of tactical utility items to turn the tide of battle. Strategically deploy tools to secure your path to victory:

1. Stun Guns and Paintball Guns: Disable opponents and slow down their getaway.
2. Door Blockers: Trapping rivals in high-security zones.
3. Ropes and Tools: Intercepting escape routes to ambush players carrying valuable loot.

Outrun the Escalating Security Threats

Every second spent inside the mall increases your profile and the mall's heat level. As you commit more crimes and trigger alarms, security forces become increasingly aggressive. Decide fast: will you cash out your current haul, or will you test your luck to chase an even larger fortune while the police swarm your location?

Endless Replayability and Dynamic Events

No two heists play the same thanks to a heavy emphasis on emergent gameplay. From Black Friday shopping frenzy events and total power outages to constantly changing objective layouts, you are forced to adapt on the fly. This sandbox heist game ensures that every round presents a unique challenge, rewarding those who can pivot their strategy instantly.

Progress, Prestige, and Global Rankings

Every successful extraction nets you Blood Money, contributing to your permanent lifetime score on the global leaderboard. Use your earned Clean Money to build custom loadouts and purchase utility items without sacrificing your ranking. Unlock character skins, push for Steam achievements, and prove that you are the ultimate mastermind in the world of Idiots Stealing Things.

Modding Tools for the Community

We believe in player-led innovation. Idiots Stealing Things features robust support for creators, including:

• A comprehensive official modding SDK.
• Day-one BepInEx support for custom gameplay mods.
• Access to export tools and developer resources via our community Discord and GitHub.
• The freedom to design custom maps and unique rulesets for the community to play.