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Master the Art of Cover-Ups in We Are So Cooked

In We Are So Cooked, you and your friends find yourselves in a hilarious yet high-stakes predicament where you must dispose of an accidental mess. This co-op stealth physics game challenges players to move a heavy, floppy body through dangerous environments without raising a single alarm. Whether you are playing solo or working as a team, every movement requires precision, coordination, and a bit of luck to avoid total disaster.

Physics-Based Co-op Gameplay

The core of the experience lies in its chaotic ragdoll physics. Managing the dead weight is anything but easy, and your team must adapt to the awkward weight distribution:

• Solo Struggle: Dragging on your own is slow and leaves an incriminating blood trail that you will need to manage.
• Team Coordination: Grab a limb with your friends to move faster, but be careful—miscommunication will lead to the body tumbling down stairs or colliding with obstacles.
• Environmental Hazards: Every doorway and furniture piece is a potential trap. If the body snags, knocks over a vase, or slides off a cart, your stealth attempt could be ruined in seconds.

Stealth, Strategy, and Survival

You have no weapons and no plan, making We Are So Cooked a true test of your improvisational skills. The world is full of threats waiting to catch you in the act:

• Civilians and Guards: One scream from a witness is enough to bring security rushing to your location.
• Detection Systems: Navigate past watchful security cameras and outsmart scent-tracking guard dogs that can sniff out the body even in the tightest hiding spots.
• The "One Hand" Mechanic: You cannot hold an item and drag the body simultaneously. You must rely on teammates to open doors, mop blood, or create diversions while you haul the weight.

Dynamic Scenarios and Environmental Challenges

Each level in this stealth-action simulator presents unique hazards that force you to adapt your strategy on the fly. From bustling luxury hotels to high-security, frozen bunkers, you will need to utilize everything you find:

• Crowded Public Spaces: Navigate through busy lobbies using luggage carts and laundry bins as makeshift transport, all while avoiding the gaze of suspicious staff.
• High-Security Compounds: Infiltrate fortified bunkers where elite Marshals and guard dogs patrol the halls. Use scavenged items like squeaky toys to create distractions or throw meat to divert canine threats.

Are you and your friends capable of executing the perfect cover-up, or will your clumsy mistakes ensure that you are, quite literally, so cooked?