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Cow Chess: Beyond Chess, Beyond Cows!

Prepare for an explosive and hilarious physics-based arena battler unlike anything you've played before! Forget traditional chess; forget everything you thought you knew about cows! In Cow Chess, you'll use rockets to strategically demolish the terrain beneath your rivals and send them plummeting into the watery depths.

Dynamic Matches with No Timeouts

Ditch the timers and health bars! This isn't your average fighting game. The ever-shrinking arena naturally accelerates the action towards a thrilling conclusion. A single misstep can mean elimination – fall into the water or blast yourself out of the arena, and you're out for the round! This unique terrain destruction mechanic truly sets Cow Chess apart.

Cow-Like Movement: Defying Gravity!

Embrace the absurdity! Movement in Cow Chess is surprisingly strategic. Utilize our unique wall-climbing and ceiling-crawling mechanics to stick to any surface. Aim with precision using the analog stick, then unleash a powerful jump to launch yourself across the arena. Master this gravity-defying movement to outmaneuver opponents and claim victory.

Grapple to Survive (and Dominate!)

Unleash your inner cow with the tongue-grappling ability! Use your surprisingly long tongue to latch onto surfaces and swing back from the brink of disaster. While it starts as a simple recovery move, creative players will discover countless offensive and defensive applications for this essential skill. Become a true grappling master!

Rockets, Rockets Everywhere!

Charge up devastating rockets from the ground or in mid-air and unleash chaos! Destroy terrain strategically, create precarious pathways, and of course, blast your opponents into oblivion. The explosive action is at the heart of Cow Chess' chaotic fun.

Crazy Upgrade Stacking: The More, The Moo-rier!

Get ready for escalating absurdity! Every few rounds, players receive a new upgrade, with the player in last place getting first pick. These upgrades introduce a wild assortment of new weapons, abilities, and passive effects. And here's the best part: they stack! Imagine Drill Rocket + Triple Shot + Homing Missiles = truly devastating triple-homing drill rockets! Or, wear three safety helmets and become the Chief Safety Cow – safety first, explosion second!

We're always looking for fresh inspiration! If you have a ridiculous upgrade idea, share it with us on our Discord. The crazier, the better!

Made with love by the team at lablab.