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Experience the Hilarious Reality of Finnish Military Service in Finnish Army Simulator!

Finnish Army Simulator offers a realistic, yet humorous, military simulator experience of Finnish conscription circa 2011. This early access version contains over 40 hours of scripted gameplay, representing +8 weeks of military service. Prepare for nostalgia, military training, and uniquely Finnish experiences!

Warning: This game contains strong language, some censored nudity, and mild violence, making it best suited for an adult audience.

Immerse Yourself in Authentic Conscript Life

Relive or experience for the first time the iconic elements of Finnish army life. From the RK-69 and M05 camouflage to the infamous "simputus" (hazing) and NBC alarms ("suojeluhälytys"), every detail is crafted for authenticity. Experience conscript favorites like NBC gear leak tests with tear gas and fire training with napalm – and of course, the dreaded Cooper test!

If you've been through the Finnish Army, this game will resonate deeply. Finnish Army Simulator embraces strong language, black humor, strict guidelines, and repetitive tasks, forming the core of the gameplay. Spend your days in endless lectures, learning basic discipline, and perfecting marching drill.

Unique Gameplay Mechanics

Remember classic "track and field" and "Tony Hawk" style games? Finnush Army Simulator incorporates familiar mechanics from your childhood, combined with RPG elements. Enjoy dialogues, inventory management, player stats, free-roaming exploration, and detailed skill trees that add depth to the standard simulator experience.

Many facets of military training are presented as engaging mini-games, including orienteering, combat training ("taisteluammuntaharjoitus"), and military drill ("sulkeisjärjestysharjoitus"). March in time with your comrades, a staple of military training since Napoleonic times, and discover how little has changed in the Finnish armed service!

Uncover Army Secrets and Experience a Compelling Story

Finnish Army Simulator features a "meta plot" where you can reveal hidden army secrets. Stay connected to the outside world through TV news and weekend activities, both of which influence gameplay. Count down the days of your service with the in-game morning comb, and experience inseparable aspects of Finnish military service, like tent stove duty, roundabout group punishment, and unique "intti slang."

Explore kilometers of meticulously detailed Finnish countryside during challenging terrain exercises, complete with defensive training structures. Endure approximately 300 nights sleeping (or guarding) in the empty forest, a well-known aspect of the shorter 180-day service.

Explore the Barracks and Beyond

Roam the barracks during the day, but beware the military police at night! Play your cards right and you might get to fire dozens of live rounds. Discover hundreds of pieces of military kit and other items, from weapons and protective equipment to camping gear, snacks, and contraband, acquired through regular visits to the equipment warehouse ("varusvarasto"). Extra and special equipment can also be found.

Experience the classic barracks life, replicating the bunks, stools, and steel cupboards every Finnish conscript knows. Participate in cleaning service ("siivouspalvelus"), folding the soldier's blanket ("pinkka"), and making the bed.

Find Comfort in the Soldier Home

Visit the soldier home ("sotilaskoti"), the distinctive Finnish canteen and commissary, for a taste of civilization. Enjoy small comforts such as videogames, petty gambling (slot machine, payazzo), and tasty treats.

Experience a tongue-in-cheek representation of Finnish popular culture. Outside events impact your service, and multiple storylines will take several playthroughs to fully uncover. Discover the joy of cheap and delicious jam doughnuts from the canteen, and be warned – the coffee is infamously undrinkable. Acquire essential items like Swedish snus from platoon mates, and survive your time in the Finnish Army!