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About h8machine

Game description

h8machine is a cardgame 🃏🃏🃏 about internet arguments 💩💩💩 featuring anime art 🎨🎨🎨 generated at runtime by a machine learning algorithm! 🤯🤯🤯

the game is set in a dystopian future in which Artificial Intelligence 🤖🤖🤖 has completely overtaken the online world 🌐🌐🌐

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after learning the intricacies of social interaction from its me*tbag predecessors, the AI has taken upon itself to replicate all kinds of behaviours observed in humans on the internet:

  • 🤣 spamming overused memes 🤣
  • 🤔 proving intelectual superiority in very serious discussion 🤔
  • 😡 unfiltered all caps rage 😡
  • 😭 crying for attention 😭
  • 😍 falling in love at the first sight of a m'lady 😍

every emoji comes with its own flavor of mechanics! but whether you spam your enemies to death as 🤣🤣🤣, or go for a slower, high-cost high-power playstyle of 🤔🤔🤔, your goal remains the same: give your enemy enough 👎👎👎 to declare your victory in the silly internet fight! just watch that you don't lose all your 🧠🧠🧠 as your opponent builds up the single most valuable resource on the internet: attention 👁️👁️👁️

hectic chaos of ticking timers

no one uses realtime-with-pause in cardgames, probably for some good reason. but screw it, I like RTWP so I just put it in!

in h8machine, you will strategize around the use of timers as the flow of time is your main resource! there is no turns and all cards time out, resulting in a gameplay you haven't seen yet in a cardgame. will you get lost in the hectic chaos of ticking timers, or will you optimize every fraction of a second at your disposal? remember: the active pause system allows you to play any card you want while the time stops. use it to make your decisions and execute powerful combos!

deckbuilding with a personality

are you tired of collecting cards one by one and having to remove the crap ones from your deck as a deckbuilder game goes on? looking at the bestseller section of roguelite deckbuilders, evidently not... but hey, it can't hurt to try something else just for the hell of it.

in h8machine, instead of trying to collect a deck card by card, you grab packets of cards with their own "personalities" - internet stereotypes and whatnot. each of these personalities contributes 1/3 of your deck, and you can mix&match them to easily form decks with a pre-constructed feel

AI in charge of art!

the portraits in h8machine are all generated at runtime, thanks to a compact neural network that can create... reasonable quality drawings in real time. play around with the sliders and create a perfect anime avatar, and then watch it post complete garbage - it's just like real life social media!

System requirements

  • OS: Tested on Windows 10.
  • Graphics: GPU required for artwork generation. Not tested below GeForce 9xx series.
  • Storage: 100 MB available space

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