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Welcome to Head Office: A Darkly Humorous Termination Management Sim

Your death is important to us… specifically, the deaths happening under your management. Step into the role of Regional Manager at the underworld's premier termination facility in Head Office, a darkly comedic and engaging management simulation game. Clients are lining up to experience our signature service, and as they say, business is booming – literally!

Optimize Your Termination Process

Each termination booth represents a crucial revenue stream. As clients check in for our “service” you must optimize and manage each booth for maximum earnings. Equip your stations with an arsenal of approved termination hardware – from Glocks and axes to hammers and saws – meticulously chosen from our extensive product catalog. Turn your division into a death factory.

Resource Management: Remains Disposal is Key

Efficiency is paramount. Company policy mandates meticulous processing of all biological output. Command your fleet of company drones to transport client remains to our specialized disposal divisions:

• Crematorium Division: Incinerate remains to produce valuable Ash.
• Grinder Division: Pulverize clients into lucrative Slush.
• Acid Vat Division: Dissolve remains, yielding precious Goo.
• Coffin Division: Package for Ichor creation.
• Imp Converter Division: A unique process to restructure remains into entry-level demons.

Master resource management as each division generates unique currencies, crucial for funding essential facility upgrades.

Collect Rare VIP Specimen

Some clients are more valuable than others. Occasionally, high-value clients with unique accessories visit your facility. Your duty is to terminate these VIP clients, recover their personal effects, and catalog them in our comprehensive company Bestiary. Collect 100 chilling specimens that are sorted in four clearance levels, from typical walk-ins all the way to exclusive Legendary executives.

Terror Compliance: Balance Profits and Regulations

Excessive "throughput" attracts unwanted regulatory scrutiny. Carefully monitor your Terror index to avoid triggering costly audits. Perfect the delicate balance of productivity and compliance, or strategically deploy Imp personnel to discreetly manage any overflow.

Maximize Profits with Corporate Contracts

Activate temporary performance contracts to boost key metrics, including payout rates, processing speed, and critical bonuses. Master efficient budget allocation to maintain peak operational performance for your department.

Invest in Facility Upgrades

Unlock over 30 strategically designed company-wide upgrades across all divisions. Enhance client value, improve drone logistics, increase processor throughput, amplify critical multipliers, and ultimately achieve full automation. Remember, your quarterly review hinges on superior performance.

Seamless Desktop Integration

Head Office seamlessly integrates with your workflow as a transparent, always-on-top desktop widget. Drag remains, collect specimens, and manage your burgeoning termination empire – all while attending to other important tasks. Multitasking is not just appreciated; it is expected by upper management.