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Hobnobbers: A Chaotic Co-op Platformer Adventure!

Dive into the frenetic world of Hobnobbers, a fast-paced 3D platformer where you and your crew of mischievous gnomish critters raid multi-dimensional outlets! Battle against ruthless Pixys who seek to harvest you for yummy snacks. Your mission? Plunder shops and stuff your hat with glittering shinys before the portal slams shut, or risk being stranded in a whimsical capitalist hellscape. Deliver your loot to the enigmatic Lady Goddess, a powerful figure plotting revenge on her ex-husband. Trade recovered items for awesome cosmetic upgrades and epic drip. Fail, and you might just end up as the main ingredient in her stew!

Lady Goddess Demands Shinys!

You are a Hobnobber, granted sentience by the generous Lady Goddess. Your part of the bargain? Steal all the shinys you can find to appease her divine desires!

Pillage Lord Pixy's Domain

Tiger rugs, fizzy soda, twinkling Christmas trees - an endless array of shinys awaits in Lord Pixy's domain. Team up with your friends in online co-op and leave no shelf un-looted! It's a raid unlike any other!

Survive the Pixy Minions

Unsurprisingly, Lord Pixy isn't thrilled about your little shopping spree. Dodge or defeat his relentless Pixy minions and survive the cunning Hexes they unleash. Can you stay alive long enough to escape on the Beetle with all your hard-earned shinys?

The Price of Sentience

Sentience comes at a cost, and that cost is eternal servitude. Can't satisfy Lady Goddess with enough shinys? Your sentience might be revoked, leaving you to an unsavory fate in the dreaded stew!

Unlock Epic Cosmetics & Drip

Rejoice! Your interaction is transactional! Shower the Lady Goddess with treats and shinys to unlock incredible cosmetic items and flex your distinct style. Become a clown, a wizard, or even flaunt your bare-feathered crow-like body! Express yourself through incredible drip.

What Awaits You in Hobnobbers

• A Whimsical Mall to Loot: Explore a sprawling, multi-dimensional mall filled with treasures and dangers.
• Evil Pixys to Annihilate: Face off against hordes of mischievous Pixys eager to stop your pillaging.
• Up to 8 Player Online Co-op: Team up with friends and conquer the mall together in a chaotic co-op experience.
• In-Game Cosmetics: Customize your Hobnobber with a wide range of unique cosmetics.
• Rats!
• A Lady Goddess you can impress! (o//v//o)
• The ability to be Thrown Into The Stew by said Lady Goddess!