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Luke Sidewalker: Conquer the Concrete Jungle!

Navigate the frenetic streets of New York City in Luke Sidewalker, a hilarious and challenging sidewalk simulator! Play as Luke, a quintessential New Yorker always on the go, and help him traverse seven iconic neighborhoods, including the bustling Times Square, serene Central Park, and vibrant Lower East Side. This fast-paced arcade game tests your reflexes and wit as you dodge a chaotic mix of tourists, fixie-riding hipsters, and adorable, yet treacherous, little dogs.

Your mission? Guide Like through the urban landscape while dodging relentless obstacles like rogue pigeons and navigating chaotic traffic. Master the art of obstacle avoidance to complete your daily tasks and maintain your long-distance relationship! Can you even catch the elusive L train from Union Square during rush hour? Expect the unexpected in this urban gauntlet.

Puzzle-Solving & Power-Ups: Survival in the City

New York City is more than just a walk in the park! Test your problem-solving skills with quirky puzzles scattered throughout the game. Outsmart persistent hot-dog vendors, evade grumpy club bouncers, and skillfully dodge projectile newborns (yes, you read that right!). Collect scattered coffee cups and discarded dim sum for much-needed speed boosts. Utilize subway vents for a temporary aerial advantage over the crowds, and unleash a powerful "Excuse me!" twice per level to clear even the densest throngs of pedestrians. It's a blend of action, strategy and pure New York absurdity.

Discover unique New York themed trading cards hidden throughout the game and unlock a plethora of achievements. Experience the game with its distinctive, unforgettable soundtrack and its deliberate 4:3 resolution, adding to the unique charm of Luke Sidewalker.

Acclaim for Luke Sidewalker

"A mundane nightmare familiar to all eight million New Yorkers."
- Game of the Year, 2017

"10/10 would dodge babies again."
- Random comment 2016

"That's nice dear."
- Mom 2016

"I'm just gonna go out and get a pack of cigarettes."
- Dad 1998