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Finally, discover what really happens behind closed doors in the Czech Parliament after midnight!

Forget press conferences and open houses. In Snemovna, you're stepping into the clandestine world of the Czech Parliament. Experience this classic horror environment, filled with dark corridors and tireless politicians. Embark on a mission to infiltrate the building (legally, of course!) and collect the real promises before you're caught in this thrilling stealth horror experience.

Two Game Modes: Stealth and Theft

In the main classic horror mode, navigate the intricately designed Parliament building to find 10 hidden promises scattered throughout various political party offices. Embrace the shadows, crawl through ventilation, and outsmart the slumberless politicians. Alternatively, in Theft mode, you're not after promises, but valuable items. Secure the loot and escape before chaos erupts in this high-stakes heist!

Strategic Stealth and Unique Survival Mechanics

Success hinges on careful movement, judicious use of your flashlight, and keen listening for approaching enemies. Politicians never sleep, and a single misstep can lead to an unforgettable lecture on a "better future." This rogue-lite experience ensures replayability with randomized spawning locations and shifting layouts of offices, politicians, and objects, adding layers of unpredictability to every playthrough.

Absurd Items and Powerful Buffs

Survive using uniquely Czech items like bread with schnitzel, socks in sandals, beer, homemade slivovitz, even bitcoins, or the holy Vepro-knedlo-zelo! These items provide buffs and advantages, hinder your pursuers, or drastically alter the game. Combine these power-ups for absurd effects making your goal of political promise retrieval much easier.

Explore a Recreated Chamber of Deputies

Immerse yourself in faithfully recreated areas of the Chamber of Deputies, from the grand hall to clandestine offices and the iconic cafeteria. This game functions as a virtual tour, inviting you to uncover secrets that were never meant to be known.

Character Choices and High Replayability

Start with 3 lives on normal difficulty. Choose between two main characters – a resourceful villager and a cunning townsman – each offering distinct advantages and disadvantages. Unlock additional, increasingly bizarre characters (seven are currently available, with dozens more planned!). The game guarantees a fresh and engaging experience with every run.

Planned Updates and Variations

Future updates will introduce modifications such as permanent enemy pursuit and player-selectable pursuers, adding even more depth and replayability to the experience. Delve into this political satire game's absurd humor today!

Satirical Fun Awaits!

If you crave horror, memes, absurd humor, and political satire, Snemovna is your game. Whether you play as a villager or a townsman, prepare for a wild night inside the Czech Parliament. This is a comedy horror experience unlike any other.

Please note that the game is in the early stages of development. I will provide regular updates on Steam Discussions and linked social networks!

The game is a satirical and artistic work. All characters, motifs, and affairs are stylized or fictionally reinterpreted to increase the absurdity.