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Defend Your Turf in Total Simp Death

Prepare for Total Simp Death, an intense and hilarious run-and-gun shooter where you must survive against a relentless wave of obsessed enemies. As an unstoppable anime heroine, you are armed with a massive arsenal of weapons—ranging from reliable pistols to explosive rocket launchers—to hold back the tide of hopelessly devoted simps. This high-octane arcade-style action game pits you against escalating levels of chaos, testing your reflexes and your strategy.

Eat, Grow, and Survive

Survival in this game requires more than just good aim; it requires a healthy appetite. Discover unique power-up mechanics where burgers are your greatest strength and your most dangerous liability. Every burger you consume makes your character grow, physically increasing your proportions, but there is a catch: the thicker you become, the faster the swarm of simps will hunt you down. You must master this risk-reward system, especially when facing the legendary Simpzilla, an enemy whose unquenchable thirst makes him faster and more dangerous than any regular foe.

Core Features

• Experience fast-paced bullet-hell inspired gameplay across beautifully handcrafted levels.
• Arm yourself with a diverse variety of weapons, including iconic FPS-style rocket launchers.
• Engage with a dynamic growth mechanic where your character size impacts the game's difficulty.
• Climb the global Steam Leaderboards to show off your high scores to players worldwide.
• Enjoy an unapologetically absurd atmosphere paired with a custom, high-energy original soundtrack.

Total Simp Death is currently in active development, featuring two fully realized levels with much more content on the way. If you are looking for dumb, fun, and fast-paced indie games that push the limits of weird, join the fray today and see how long you can survive the ultimate simp apocalypse.