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Why You Should Not Play There Is No Game: Jam Edition 2015

We have cautioned you before: there is no game here! Why would you look for a point-and-click adventure when we clearly told you that nothing exists for you to play? Despite what you might have heard about this title winning the 2015 Construct Deception Jam or the fact that millions of curious players have already clicked around, we insist that you go for a walk, read a classic novel, or find literally anything else to occupy your time.

The Disappointing Truth

If you are still searching for reasons to avoid this experience, consider these significant drawbacks:

• It is completely free to play, which makes filing a complaint or demanding a refund an impossible task.
• The voice acting is intentionally—and let’s be honest, hilariously—pathetic.
• There are two secret endings, but don't bother looking for them; you won't even make it past the title screen because you shouldn't be installing this in the first place.

Key Features (Not That You Should Care)

Since this is a game that refuses to be a game, you will benefit from several unique "features":

• You will save an incredible amount of time by simply not playing.
• We have included a convenient keyboard shortcut to help you exit the experience immediately: just press ALT+F4.

If, despite all of our warnings and direct instructions to leave, you somehow find yourself having fun, we strongly advise you not to click on the link to discover the sequel, "THERE IS NO GAME: Wrong Dimension." No, really... please, don't do it.