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A Brutally Frustrating Co-op Boat Adventure You Probably Won't Survive

Grab your paddles and prepare for a ridiculously challenging and hilarious co-op platformer experience in Paddle Paddle Paddle! This physics-based adventure will test your skill and patience as you navigate a treacherous lava-surrounded world. Team up with a friend (if you dare!) and paddle your way through swinging axes, unpredictable winds, and devilishly designed slopes. Prepare for that one jump you'll miss... repeatedly.

Is there a legendary, possibly pointless prize at the end? Maybe. But reaching it is a feat in itself. Good luck, you'll need it! Paddle Paddle Paddle is designed to push you to your limits.

Test Your Coordination, Sanity, and Friendships

This infuriatingly fun game will push you to the edge! You can chose to:

• Embrace the challenge solo by controlling both paddles simultaneously, proving your multitasking prowess in this difficult platformer.

• Or dive into local or online co-op, where each player controls a single paddle. Coordination is key to success (and avoiding arguments!).

Key Features of this Rage-Inducing Co-op Game

• Realistic (Sort Of) Physics-Based Paddling: Experience the nuanced challenge of maneuvering your boat with precise paddle strokes (or not so precise!).

• High Frustration™ Factor: We embrace the rage! Rage-quitting is a feature, not a bug. Prepare for a skill-based challenge that will test your limits.

• Local & Online Co-op: Destroy friendships from anywhere in this hilarious cooperative platformer!

• Speedrun Timer: For the masochists among us. Prove you can conquer the impossible and post your best time in this challenging indie game.

• One Giant Handcrafted Level: Explore wacky biomes and utilize checkpoint options (toggle them in Settings for a more forgiving experience!).

• Input Rebinding: Customize your controls to minimize keyboard wear and tear (or just to rage-smash more effectively).

• Merciful Settings: Adjust checkpoint frequency, fix controls, or take a moment to collect yourself. We understand!

The Solo Dev Story

Hi! I'm Mateo, a 22-year-old developer and I created Paddle Paddle Paddle entirely on my own. The idea struck me in the shower (where all the best ideas come from), and I decided to combine physics-based paddling with a rage-inducing platformer. This wild experiment came together in under a month!

I hope you have some fun playing, and that you scream just the right amount. Enjoy getting frustrated with this unique indie platformer!