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CHAIRS: The Ultimate Chair Simulator Platformer

An ancient, hungry presence awaits, and you are the chosen server for its next feast! Welcome to CHAIRS, a mind-bending fast-paced action platformer that doubles as the most unsettlingly realistic chair simulator ever created. Have you ever wondered what your furniture truly thinks, believes, or desires? Step into the world of the Fixture Friends to uncover these secrets and more.

In this surreal adventure, you must become the latest attendant and embark on a quest to collect the elusive Prisms of Perplexitude. Your ultimate goal? To facilitate The Great Feeding. Don't worry—you can completely trust the Fixture Friends. They are remarkably polite and certainly only have your best interests at heart, assuming they have hearts at all.

Game Features

• Immersive Chair Mechanics: Experience the life and struggles of a sentient chair like never before.
• Seven Fast-Paced Levels: Explore a series of radical, ever-changing environments that will test your platforming skills.
• Original Soundtrack: Immerse yourself in a sonic landscape packed with intense beats and haunting tunes.
• Fever Dream Visuals: Dive into a surreal, stylized aesthetic designed to make you feel both everything and nothing simultaneously.
• Time Attack Gameplay: Master your speed and precision to secure your rightful place on the global leaderboards.
• Bite-Sized Action: Designed as a focused, high-intensity experience, CHAIRS provides roughly one hour of gameplay.

Enjoy the Free Official Soundtrack

Looking to jam out to some chair-approved rhythms? The original CHAIRS soundtrack is available for free on Steam right now! Download these beats and tunes today—and rest assured, they contain absolutely no subliminal messages. Probably.