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Forge Your (Infamous) Legend in Happy Bastards!

Virtue is for suckers! Embrace your inner opportunist in Happy Bastards, a hilarious and challenging tactical RPG where you play as Kev, a hero fueled by shameless ambition. Become the land's most celebrated "hero" by any means necessary! Weave outrageous tales, strike deals with unsuspecting monsters, and perhaps even charm an elf or two. Recruit a band of expendable mercenaries and send them into harm's way while you bask in the glory and reap the rewards. How will YOU become famous (or infamous)?

Experience Deep Tactical RPG Gameplay

Happy Bastards combines real-time world exploration with deep, turn-based combat. Prepare for:

• Recruit, Upgrade & Customize: Assemble your squad of procedurally-generated mercenaries, each possessing unique attributes, skills, perks, appearances, and personalities. Optimize your party composition for maximum combat effectiveness!

• Tactical Turn-Based Combat: Engage in challenging grid-based combat on small, strategically-rich battlefields. Every move matters in this tactical RPG!

• Diverse Enemies & Battlegrounds: Face a wide array of enemy squads across diverse battlegrounds that encourage creative combat tactics and strategic depth.

• Overcome Peril & Permadeath: Battle injuries, dismemberment, and even permadeath with unconventional remedies like grafting, transmogrification, and raising the dead. Keep your mercs (mostly) alive!

• Explore a Hand-Crafted World: Discover a rich world brimming with unique towns, dungeons, and events reflective of their distinct geographical locations. The world awaits your exploration!

• Engage with Fascinating NPCs: Interact with a colorful cast of characters, including heroes, mayors, monster faction leaders, and town celebrities, each with their own motivations and agendas.

• A Dynamic World Responds to Your Actions: Witness how your actions influence the real-time simulation of NPCs and monsters, leading to impactful and emergent world events. Your choices matter!

• High Replayability: Enjoy endless hours of gameplay thanks to randomly-determined game elements, combined with the emergent behavior of NPCs and their interactions within the world.

Fame Above All Else

Why risk your own neck when your expendable mercenaries can handle the dangers? Rely on your silver tongue and boundless ambition to build your fame, one extravagant deed at a time. This is a tactical RPG where charisma is your greatest weapon!

Manage Your Unpredictable Mercenaries

These warriors are as unpredictable as they are ruthless. Be prepared to manage their antics both in and out of combat, as your mercenaries argue, create chaos, and express their opinions. Being the boss isn't easy!

Master Combat from a Safe Distance

Issue commands from a safe distance while your mercenaries execute your tactical strategies. Whether orchestrating a perfectly-timed team attack or using a human shield, you call the shots, but never take the blame. This is tactical RPG at its finest, with a touch of cowardly genius.

Scheming Without Remorse

Lead a morally flexible campaign through a parody-filled fantasy setting. Forge alliances or rivalries with every town, hero, and monster faction. Make smart choices, because you'll have to live with the consequences. (Your mercenaries probably won't.)