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Embark on a Morally Bankrupt Adventure

Welcome to Happy Bastards, the ultimate mercenary sandbox game where being a shameless opportunist is your path to glory. You lack tact, but you possess the cunning to become stupidly famous in a world that thrives on chaos. Your primary goal is to carve your name into history, using your band of loyal—and often difficult—mercenaries to do the heavy lifting while you reap the rewards of their reckless adventuring.

Master Tactical Turn-Based Combat

Engagement in highly tactical turn-based combat is the heart of your rise to power. On intricate battlefields, you must master environmental advantages, as elevation significantly impacts movement, targeting, and your overall success. Utilize unique mechanics like the Tag-Team Swap to rotate your fighters mid-battle, and leverage the Command system to manage a shared pool of powerful abilities each round. Whether you face brutal injuries, dismemberment, or the threat of permadeath, you can always rely on unorthodox remedies like grafts and necromancy to keep your team in the fight.

Shape a Dynamic Fantasy World

In this open-world RPG, there is no pre-scripted path; you define your own legendary (or infamous) story. Every decision ripples through the world, affecting how towns, heroes, and monster factions interact with you. In Happy Bastards, you have the total freedom to:

• Explore a rich, hand-crafted fantasy world where every action generates emergent consequences.
• Recruit and customize procedurally-generated mercenaries, training them across 20 unique classes with deep skill trees.
• Manage your squad's personality clashes, as your bastards argue and cause mischief while you struggle to keep them in line.
• Manipulate NPCs through social interaction, including seduction, gossip, and business deals of questionable morality.
• Capture monsters or villagers to exploit for cheap labor, combat assistance, or high-profit black market trade.

Unmatched Gameplay Depth and Replayability

Happy Bastards provides a transparent gaming experience where all underlying systems and calculations are fully exposed for the strategic player. By prioritizing fame and debauchery over traditional heroics, you unlock unique social opportunities and diverse progression paths. With a deep emphasis on procedural systems and dynamic factions, every playthrough offers high replayability, ensuring that no two mercenary campaigns are ever the same. Are you ready to become famous at all costs in this morally bankrupt strategy RPG?