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PUTIN IN JAIL: A Criminal Simulator Experience

Experience the absurd reality of dictator Vladimir Putin behind bars in PUTIN IN JAIL, a unique criminal simulator where survival is the only objective. Manage Putin's daily life within the confines of his cell, navigating the challenges of prison life. Can you keep him alive and (relatively) content?

Gameplay: Managing a Dictator's Downfall

This isn't just idle gameplay; it's about meticulous management. Putin's well-being depends on you. Monitor his key parameters:

• Weight: Keep a close eye on his weight. Is he losing too much? Gaining too much? Visual cues will help you maintain a healthy balance.
• Exercise: Force him to stay active! Exercise is crucial for weight control and overall health.
• Mood: Life in prison is tough. Minimize his setbacks to keep his spirits up. Failing tasks will negatively impact his mood.
• Hunger: A hungry dictator is an angry dictator. Ensure he's fed, or prepare for a grumpy Putin clutching his stomach.
• Toilet: Don't forget the basics! Neglecting this need results in discomfort and a foul mood.

Survive and Thrive (Maybe)

Exploit the environment to your advantage! Catch flies and cockroaches to earn cigarettes. Smoking offers temporary relief from hunger and improves mood… at least temporarily.

Experience a realistic real-time day and night cycle, and even fast-forward time while Putin sleeps.

Food is distributed 3-4 times a day. Be cautious! Not returning leftover food results in punishment with lower-quality subsequent means.

Tune into the in-game radio and enjoy publicly available music to alleviate the silence of the cell.