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Unleash Medieval Mayhem in Rustler (Grand Theft Horse!)

Dive into Rustler (Grand Theft Horse), an open-world, top-down action game that masterfully blends classic GTA-style gameplay with a hilariously inaccurate medieval setting. Play as "The Guy," a peasant anti-hero ready to wreak havoc on the feudal system. Experience medieval injustice, avoid the Inquisition, and maybe even join the Grand Tournament in this comedic open-world adventure.

Become a Medieval Thug in a Hilarious Sandbox World

Explore Rustler's sandbox world, brimming with anachronisms, pop culture references, and irreverent humor reminiscent of Monty Python. Engage in cage fights in the Medieval Martial Arts Arena, customize your trusty steed, or join a questionable flat-earth society. Prepare for absurd situations and unpredictable adventures around every corner of this medieval parody.

Engage in Old-School, Top-Down Combat

Wreak havoc using swords, spears, crossbows, and unconventional weaponry like...turds. For extra mayhem, unleash holy hand grenades or trample enemies with your stolen horse. Master the art of medieval combat and leave a trail of destruction in your wake.

Scheming Your Way to Victory

Navigate a lighthearted and deliberately unsympathetic story as you strive to win the Grand Tournament. Forge alliances, double-cross your rivals, and even unearth dinosaur skeletons in your quest for glory and a piece of the kingdom. This action-packed RPG requires cunning and a disregard for morality.

Hire a Bard for Dynamic Combat Music

Every medieval thug needs a theme song! Hire a bard to follow you into battle, providing a customized soundtrack that dynamically adapts to the on-screen action. Feeling musically uninspired? A quick punch to the face will encourage him to change the tune of your interactive radio.

Endless Possibilities for Ludicrous Fun

From launching cows into the sky to dressing up as the Grim Reaper, Rustler offers endless opportunities for chaotic fun. Ignite weed farms, create artistic patterns with a plowing cart, and survive relentless guard chases after causing city-wide mayhem. Experience the ultimate medieval sandbox experience which is sure keep you entertained! Rustler is a medieval action game unlike any other!