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Paddlenoid: A Galactic Brick-Breaking Adventure!

Crash-landed in an alien jungle, your only hope for escape is your trusty pod in Paddlenoid! Embark on a thrilling brick breaker journey through 33 unique levels filled with challenges and cosmic trials. Guide your escape pod through treacherous terrain, all while battling towering guardians before facing the glorious Empress DOHRA herself!

This isn't your average arcade brick breaker. The fate of your home galaxy hangs in the balance! Will you prevail and find a way back to the stars?

Tilt the Galaxy & Master Spacetime!

Forget conventional brick breaker games! In Paddlenoid, you can warp spacetime to alter the trajectory of your pod. Using your controller, mouse, or keyboard, master the art of spacetime manipulation to guide your pod through even the most difficult levels. Curve the universe to your will in this unique arcade experience!

Control spacetime alters the future of your pod. Bend reality to your will!

Key Features You'll Love

• Single-player or two-player local (couch) coop. Team up with a friend and control spacetime together! What could possibly go wrong in this chaotic co-op brick breaker?

• Tilt your galaxy to guide your escape pod. Experience a new twist on classic arcade games. It's a sci-fi brick breaker unlike anything you've played before!

• Play with 3, 5, or 7 pods in reserve. Increase your chances of survival with extra pods. Every pod means a new chance at victory!

• 3 different episodes with a total of 33 levels and 3 epic boss fights. Prepare for an adventure filled with challenges, secrets and an awe-inspiring boss fight with Empress DOHRA!

• An engaging story with multiple endings. Your choices matter! Discover different endings and ensure the survival of your species!

• You are definitely not helping the alien fleet take control of your galaxy. Rest assured, your efforts are purely for your escape... or are they?

About the Developers

Paddlenoid was crafted by a typical human enterprise striving to bring you engaging and fun "pocket realities." Our motivation comes solely from your enjoyment and the irresistible pull of Earth's currency. This game was manufactured in just 274 Earth orbits around its star.

No humans were seriously harmed during the making of Paddlenoid. There's no reason to look into it further. Please just use your brain to create entropy and endorphins.

... And don't forget to ignore the glitch crystals!