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Become a Siege Master in Splatapult

Your catapult is loaded and the sheep are ready, m'lord. Splatapult is the ultimate physics-based siege game set on a sun-soaked tropical island. This comedic castle destruction simulator challenges you to test your aim by dragging to target, holding to charge, and launching an array of barnyard projectiles into enemy fortresses until every last block comes crashing down. Forget grim war stories; here, it is all about satisfying structural collapse and highly questionable siege tactics.

Unleash Chaos with Seven Unique Projectiles

Experience escalating nonsense with seven distinct types of ammo, each featuring unique mechanics for total demolition:

• Sheep: Your trusty, standard-issue projectile.
• Cow: A heavy hitter that delivers a powerful mid-air surge.
• Pig: Splints into three little pigs mid-flight for maximum impact.
• Goat: Explodes on impact, leaving castles permanently unsettled.
• Chicken: Steerable mid-air like a feathered guided missile.
• Elephant: A slow-moving, crushing boulder of trunk-based diplomacy.
• Guinea Pig: A cluster bomb that releases squeaky, high-energy mini-explosions.

Master the Art of Castle Destruction

There are no limits to the chaos you can cause in this addictive arcade siege game. Chase the high score, target grand wizards, launch archers off ramparts, and rescue the princess to earn ultimate bragging rights on the global leaderboards. With an endless replayability loop, you can simply tap reset and refine your strategy whenever a shot misses its mark.

The experience is brought to life by over 1,000 hilarious voice lines, ranging from unhinged one-liners to meme-fueled wisdom, making the battlefield sound like the internet in a blender. All of this chaos is perfectly underscored by an eclectic 40-hour soundtrack that shifts seamlessly from medieval bardcore to smooth jazz.

Build, Play, and Share

Put your architecture skills to the test with the powerful in-game map editor. Sculpt custom fortresses block by block, manage moats, place tactical defensive units, and share your most devilish creations directly to the Steam Workshop. With a versatile free-fly camera, you can examine your mechanical handiwork or ride your projectile straight into the wreckage to witness the physics engine in action.

If you have ever wanted to solve the problems of medieval architecture with a collection of farm animals, Splatapult is your new obsession. The sheep—and the kingdom—are counting on you!