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Squirrel Stapler: A Hilariously Horrific Hunting Simulator

Venture into the darkly comedic world of Squirrel Stapler, originally crafted for The Dread X Collection II. This isn't your average horror hunting simulator; prepare for a short, sharp shock of absurdist horror and biting satire. Explore a grim tale of loneliness and desperation, cleverly disguised as a low-budget edutainment nightmare.

Awakening in a remote cabin, a solitary man is tormented by the decaying appearance of his… unique companion. Driven by a warped desire for beauty, he embarks on a twisted quest: to capture the pristine essence of woodland squirrels and, well, staple them to his wall. But beware, this squirrel hunting expedition is far from easy.

The deep forest holds a terrifying secret, a sinister presence with one unbreakable law: "Thou shalt not staple squirrels!" Get ready for a panic-inducing experience where resources are scarce, and the stakes are unbelievably high. Success in this horror game depends more on stealth and strategy than pure firepower.

In Squirrel Stapler You Can...

• Hunt Squirrels with Stealth & Precision! Stalk your prey, utilizing your hunting skills in every encounter. Move silently, hide in the undergrowth, and choose the perfect moment to strike in this unique hunting gameplay challenge!
• Lure Giant Squirrels! Use the squirrel call to bring the biggest, most challenging targets out into the open!
• Face Vengeful Spirits and Deadly Creatures! You’re not alone in this forest, and not everything wants to be stapled. Be wary of larger predators and otherworldly threats.
• Explore a Non-Linear Map! Freely roam a vast, unsettling world filled with dark secrets, unsettling humor, and strange squirrel facts. Every corner holds something disturbing or unnerving.
• Meet God! Experience the ultimate encounter.

New Features and Fixes

• More Alive Forest! Discover even more to see, do, and hear in the enhanced, immersive wilderness.
• Giant Squirrels Mode Unlockable! Embrace the mayhem with gargantuan rodents!
• Quality of Life Improvements: Enjoy refined game balance, user interface, and tutorials.
• Expanded Options Menu: Customize your experience with more choices than ever before.
• Full Controller Support: Play your way with enhanced comfort and control.
• Bug Fixes: Experience a smoother, more polished adventure with numerous issues resolved.
• New Goodies! Discover something extra in the goodies folder.
• Achievements: Test your hunting prowess and earn rewards.