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Welcome to Tingus Goose: A Bizarre Goose-Growing Simulator!

Experience the miracle (and absurdity) of life in Tingus Goose, a unique goose-growing simulator where you cultivate towering goose-trees! Inject your seed into a willing patient, add a splash of H2O, and behold as a bountiful goose-tree explodes with fresh Babies – nature's surprisingly renewable and lucrative resource.

Optimize Your Goose-Powered Rube Goldberg Machine

Harvest cash as newborn Babies cascade from the tree, bouncing off strategically placed Blossoms. Optimize your yield by carefully positioning these Blossoms to maximize every bounce. Then, unlock and slot powerful Specimens to create runaway synergies and supercharge your Baby-bouncing empire in this engaging strategy game.

Unleash Goose Growth and Unlock Surreal Worlds

Treat new Patients and unlock bizarre Worlds, each presenting unique twists and challenges to conquer. Discover new Blossoms and Specimens to integrate into your build, pushing the boundaries of goose-based life further than ever before. This is Tingus Goose 1.0 Enhanced for Steam – a premium experience with no microtransactions, just pure, glorious goose growth!

Key Features: Embrace the Absurdity!

• Grow your goose tall enough to find true love. Love, uh, finds a way.
• Each run offers a uniquely bizarre and unforgettable experience. Prepare for the unexpected in this indie game gem.
• Collect and unlock over 150 pieces of 𓅬 content to customize your goose-growing operation.
• Mastermind a goose-powered Rube Goldberg machine with original “Blossom” gameplay – a truly unique mechanic.
• Born from the wonderfully twisted mind of animator MasterTingus, brace yourself for the unusual.
• Embark on 17 deeply unsettling chapters filled with weird romance, awkward stories, and the surprisingly lucrative miracle of goose-based life. Dive into a world of dark humor and unforgettable moments.