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Step into Kazio's Shoes: A Life Sim & Resource Management Game

Become Kazio, an ex-coal miner turned cashier at Żopka, Poland's iconic convenience store. In this gripping life simulator and resource management game, balance the pressures of a demanding job with the struggles of family life. Can you keep your family afloat on a cashier's wage?

Master the Art of the Register: A Cashier Simulation

Scan over 100 unique items in this engaging cashier simulation, verify IDs, grill hot dogs, and calculate change. But be warned! Corporate regulations pile up, testing your skills with foreign documents, age limits on energy drinks, promo coupons, loyalty cards, and expired student IDs. The customer queue grows, and the clock is ticking!

Unforgettable Characters & Challenging Interactions

Encounter over 50 unique characters, each designed to test your patience in this narrative-driven game. Deal with haggling businessmen, black market dealers offering bribes, impatient Karens, philosophical tracksuit wearers, shoplifters, truck drivers, and even a suspiciously large proboscis monkey. Every interaction requires careful consideration.

Strategic Resource Management: Family vs. Business

Every shift is a delicate balancing act in this financially challenging simulation game. Allocate your hard-earned złoty between essential family needs like rent, food, medicine, and school, or invest in upgrading your store for greater profits. Every decision matters!

Transform Your Store: From Kiosk to Cyber-Żopka

Start in a crumbling post-Soviet kiosk and unlock 22 upgrades across floors, walls, counters, lighting, security, and product lines. Transform your shop into a gleaming, neon-lit Cyber-Żopka in this compelling business simulation. Will you build the ultimate convenience store empire?

Multiple Endings, Endless Choices: Shape Your Destiny

Navigate moral dilemmas, manage your time, and make impactful decisions that determine your fate. Accept bribes or report them? Join the union or stay loyal? Save for your mother's surgery or upgrade the store? Your choices over 30 days will lead to one of 9 distinct endings, ranging from hopeful to devastating, including one where you become the true Żopka emperor. Play again with New Game Plus for unique per-ending bonuses!

Game Features: Key Highlights

• A 30-day story campaign that escalates from calm tutorial to bureaucratic chaos: Experience a complete narrative-driven simulation.

• 14 policies introduced over time: Navigate complex rules in this realistic job simulation.

• 100+ scannable products across 20 categories: Enjoy a wide variety of items in this detailed retail game.

• A budget system where every złoty makes a difference: Master the art of financial resource management.

• 3 mini-games woven into the shift: cash counting, hot dog grilling, and parcel sorting: Engage in fun side activities in this varied gameplay experience.

• 50+ unique characters with their own mechanics and storylines: Encounter memorable personalities in this character-driven simulation.

• 9 endings shaped by your choices, plus New Game Plus with per-ending bonuses: Discover replayability with this choice-based narrative.

• Random events that can derail even your best days: Face unexpected challenges in this dynamic simulation.

• Over 200 hidden easter eggs and discoverable collectibles: Explore a wealth of secrets in this content-rich game.

• 69 achievements: Strive for completion in this rewarding game.

• Full gamepad support: Enjoy flexible controls: Play conveniently on various devices.