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Battle Your Exes, Disappoint Your Parents, Find Yourself in Thirsty Suitors!

Prepare for a stylish and chaotic adventure in Thirsty Suitors, a heartfelt interactive drama from Outerloop Games. Set in the nostalgic 1990s, this game is all about first loves, family dynamics, and the search for self-discovery. Get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even reconsider sending that text... you know the one.

Engage in Spicy Psychodrama Battles

Confront your undeniably attractive but utterly toxic exes in intense, fully-voiced psychodrama battles! Utilizing innovative narrative combat mechanics, Thirsty Suitors redefines the turn-based RPG experience. Unleash devastating taunts to expose their emotional vulnerabilities and exploit them mercilessly. Enrage, shock, impress or even flirt with your former flames to gain the upper hand!

Cooking, Skating, and Complicated Feelings

Strive for parental approval and navigate precarious emotional traps in over-the-top cooking segments featuring mouthwatering South Asian recipes. When emotions run high, grab your board and skate, grind, and wall-run your way through Timber Hills to process those complicated feelings! Return to your small hometown and confront gossiping aunties, towering parental expectations, and the reverberating consequences of past actions as you embark on a journey of self-discovery.

Choose Your Thirstsona: Heartbreaker, Star, or Bohemian

Step into the role of Jala and define your identity as a Heartbreaker, Star, or Bohemian! Your chosen Thirstsona will significantly impact your combat build and pave the way for unique narrative pathways, leading to divergent storylines and compelling character arcs.

Growth and Reconciliation Await

Each battle in Thirsty Suitors offers a unique opportunity for personal growth and reconciliation. Master the art of turn-based combat, develop intricate relationships, and skillfully handle complex family dynamics to achieve a triumphant homecoming. The question is, how will you navigate your path? The choice is yours.