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Card Cowboy: A Wild West Card Adventure

Saddle Up for Revenge and Ridiculousness!

Venture into the wacky world of Card Cowboy, a hilarious adventure where you seek revenge on the ornery varmint who wronged you by killin' your pa, sweet-talkin' your ma, and puntin' your poor pup! Navigate the Wild West, encountering babies, bandits, boozers, and potential sweethearts, using your card game skills to carve your own path to vengeance.

Quick Draw Cardplay, Endless Possibilities

Card Cowboy delivers a bite-sized but satisfying experience, with each playthrough clocking in around 30 minutes. Don't let the short runtime fool ya - this game is packed with love! Discover 50+ unique cards that you can use to respond any unique interactions to create unique memorable scenarios in the wild west.

Full Voice Acting & Hidden Treasures

Immerse yourself with fully-voiced dialogue! This game features over 350 hand-authored lines and countless procedurally-generated lines, all brought to life by the talented Max Hudetz. Embrace the replayability, scavenge for new cards, and unlock those hard-earned achievements scattered across the Western landscape.

Deconstructing the Cowboy: The Periodic Table of Cowboys

What truly defines the essence of a cowboy? Guns, Money, Horses, Whiskey, and Lassos, of course! Enter our concept-mapping interpretation of Cowboy culture, an unique adventure / card game. Don't worry, we did the math!

A Unique Tale of Revenge, Every Single Time

The Wild West can be full of surprises, and Card Cowboy offers a diverse array of ways for you to respond to whatever it throws your way thanks to its strategy card game elements. Try different routes, experiment with diverse combinations, and forge your own destiny in the West. Bribe a Bandit with Whiskey, swindle a poker game with help of your gal and tell people about your epic adventure with dysentery. Each playthrough will be as memorable and unique ad it can be.

Explore a Beautifully Crafted, Procedurally Generated Wild West

Don't care about card games or adventure games? No problem! Lose yourself in our charming, one-of-a-kind Wild West dioramas, generated using the latest in binary tree research and technology. Discover chunky, wholesome 3D models as you journey towards your ultimate goal: vengeance!